Spirit HALLOWEEN
By Brian Olsen, Cooper Jacobs Real Estate Group | Keller Williams
(Portland, Lake Oswego, West Linn & Dunthorpe Neighborhoods, Waterfront, Luxury & Floating Homes)
TOTALLY copied from someone's great holiday list and too ghoul (good) to pass up! Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? [This one is so bad that it's actually quite good!] Bootiques. What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich. What do you call a witch in the desert? A sandwitch. What does a vampire fear the most? Tooth decay. Where did the vampire open his savings account? At a blood bank. Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo. What ...
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