Americans should really learn how to ask for help. I had no idea that conditions were so rough south of the border. This insightful North Korean documentary takes a good look at living conditions in the U.S.A. I was especially saddened to learn the fate of the Republican candidate from Oregon, such a sad figure now, lining up for his snow coffee along with everybody else at the snow coffee truck.

To any American reading this, I have a few spare blankets, and we still have lots of snow up here, so come on up, you won't starve. In the meantime, you can thank the Lord for your generous North Korean benefactors.