Could The House That Broke the Realtor be in Charlotte
By Mike Young, FHA 203k Consultant 916-758-1809 cell direct
(203kOnLine.com, covering the USA)
Could The House That Broke the Realtor be in CharlotteIt started with a ringtone that sounded suspiciously like a horror movie violin screech. Fitting.“Mike, you got a minute?” the voice on the other end said, already wheezing like he’d just sprinted across a football field. It was Gary, a well-meaning but high-strung realtor I’d worked with on and off for a few years.“What’s up, Gary?”“I’ve got a house—no, a situation. I’m standing in it right now. It’s... it’s bad, man. Like a horror film, bad. Have you ever seen ‘The Haunting of Hill House’? Multiply that by termites and a '70s wallpaper fever dream.”I chuckled. “So, a standard fixer-upper?”“No, Mike. I’m telling you—this is beyond fixing. This is, like... one of those ‘call the bulldozer and burn sage’ kind of homes.”“You thinking t...
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