Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573, Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker (MOOERS REALTY)

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Eve Alexander
Buyers Broker of Florida - Tampa, FL
Exclusively Representing ONLY Tampa Home Buyers

Not a nudist camp, but a nudist...

I knock on the door...wife lets me in and tells me to look around.  It is obvious that her and the kids are living in a wing of the house.

I enter the master bedroom (door was not closed)  to find a huge guy sprawled naked across the bed with his hand on his junk.

He yells "WHAT THE F----"  I back out quickly...buyer were behind me.

I later learned that they were in the middle of a divorce and I do believe that the wife sent me there on purpose.

My eyes burned for days...sometimes we do not get paid enough.


Apr 22, 2020 10:16 AM
Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy


This made me smile.  We have a dedicated nudist beach nearby.  They usually stay near the cliffs, and we like to walk in the surf.  I think that if this one's lifestyle, they should build a fence aound their property... Can't say I ever run into someone who wanted to buy/sell an office building or a retail center who was a nudist...I did once see a nudist gal running on Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills...A

Apr 22, 2020 09:14 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

No, but my sister owns a nudist camp near me!

Amazing at some of the clientele that frequents the place in the summer.

Apr 22, 2020 12:04 PM
Caroline Gerardo
Licensed in 20 states - Newport Beach, CA
C. G. Barbeau the Loan Lady nmls 324982

Well in Maine I suppose it would be too cold half the year to enjoy nature? I think in real estate you would need to disclose it descreetly, as the neighbor could always move??

Apr 22, 2020 11:02 AM
Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
Real Estate Broker Retired

No but it's going to be a problem that's for sure. People can't handle slightly risque paintings let along a real nudie running around. And .... why is it the people with the worst bodies feel they need to show it off?

Apr 22, 2020 09:46 AM
Thomas J. Nelson, REALTOR ® e-Pro CRS RCS-D Vets
Big Block Realty 858.232.8722 - La Jolla, CA
CEO of Vision Drive Realty - Coastal San Diego
Apr 22, 2020 12:51 PM
Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

Snipe hunting?  That's one of my favorite hunts to lead out here!  Used to lead one or two of them a year when I was a camp counsellor.  All the new staff got to try to catch one, but no one was ever successful.  Caa-caa-caa-coo!


Never had a practicing nudist near a listing of mine.

Apr 22, 2020 10:34 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

I have never had this issue.

Apr 22, 2020 09:04 AM
Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

I have not had that issue but my solution would be to sell it in the winter

Apr 23, 2020 05:31 AM
Eva B. Liland Century 21 Doug Anderson
Century 21 Doug Anderson - Lancaster, CA
Glad to be of Service 661-714-1643

"My eyes burned for days...sometimes we do not get paid enough." So true!

I visited one or two nude beaches back when I was young and delicious but that is my extent to that matter.


Apr 23, 2020 02:23 AM
Margaret Rome Baltimore 410-530-2400
HomeRome Realty 410-530-2400 - Pikesville, MD
Sell Your Home With Margaret Rome

I think it would be fun having this listing and how creative the advertising might be.

Apr 22, 2020 09:11 PM
Olga Simoncelli
Veritas Prime, LLC dba Veritas Prime Real Estate - New Fairfield, CT
CONSULTANT, Real Estate Services & Risk Management

I have not, but can certainly see how it would be an issue for many neighbors.

Apr 22, 2020 12:16 PM
John Juarez
The Medford Real Estate Team - Fremont, CA

Closest that I ever came to that problem...a showing where the seller said, "Go ahead. No one is home." Turns out that his daughter was home and in the shower. When we heard the water running, we departed!

Apr 22, 2020 12:16 PM
Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

No it's not come up as an issue...knowingly.

Apr 22, 2020 10:56 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Yes. I have. Nuff said about that. 

Apr 23, 2020 08:19 AM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Once represented a buyer of vacant land who wanted to develop a nudist camp. He came close until zoning was denied. 

Apr 23, 2020 06:10 AM
Silvia Dukes PA, Broker Associate, CRS, CIPS, SRES
Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch! - Spring Hill, FL
Florida Waterfront and Country Club Living

There are several subdivisions in our neighboring county that are specifically designed around the clothing optional lifestyle. Personally, I've worked with two sets of customers over the years who had specific requirements to accommodate their privacy.

Apr 23, 2020 05:44 AM
Hella M. Rothwell, Broker/Realtor®
Carmel by the Sea, CA
Rothwell Realty Inc. CA#01968433 Carmel-by-the-Sea

Seller probably has to disclose neighbor as a "nuisance".

Apr 22, 2020 09:39 PM
Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

We are surrounded with all sorts of distractions, imperfections and obstacles yet we are programmed to plod-along. What can you do? The best you can

Apr 22, 2020 02:47 PM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

To each his own, however winter does seem to discourage that type of behavior around here.

Apr 22, 2020 02:32 PM
Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Los Angeles Pasadena 818.516.4393

I notice the general appearance of  neighborhing homes, number of cars and things like that but BARELY anything else.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.  

Apr 22, 2020 01:19 PM
Steven Nickens
Hawaii Life Real Estate Brokers - Wailea, HI
R(S)GRI ABR, Maui Real Estate Hawaii

My neighbor is putting in a pool and says he enjoys swimming naked.  Hedges are in and I have a Mastif. He is a good neighbor each to there own.

Apr 24, 2020 03:22 PM
Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can!
Red Rock Real Estate (435) 632-9374 - St. George, UT
St. George Utah Area Residential Sales Agent

Have not experienced this yet...probably will not, this is Utah. Was driving down the highway and a row of houses are within 50 feet...some man was just stepping up to get in the hot tub naked...not a welcome sight...!

Apr 23, 2020 08:33 AM
Ernie Steele
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Homesale Realty - Lebanon, PA

I have had 2 encounters...One was a showing, confirmed, where we looked at the lower level and then went upstairs to find a woman asleep on her back with nothing on but red panties...We left...The second was a showing at a more rural property accessed by a long, shared lane where after looking at the inside we walked the property outside only to see a female neighbor mowing her grass topless...It must have been a regular thing because the woman of the couple I was showing the property to mentioned that she didn't see any tan lines...We chuckled, finished the showing, and left.

Apr 24, 2020 05:24 AM