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Rainmaker
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

My all time favorite is Government Intelligence.

Da Law

Jul 23, 2019 05:22 AM
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Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
REALTOR®, Broker

Braille on the ATM at the bank drive thru.

Jul 23, 2019 05:44 AM
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Wayne Zuhl
Remax First Realty II - Cranford, NJ
The Last Name You'll Ever Need in Real Estate

We took our middle school aged son to a college dining hall while visiting his sister many years ago. He was SO impressed by the "free cookies" his sister could have, all day every day. He'll be a parent of a college aged child before he understands that there are no "free cookies."

Jul 23, 2019 06:20 AM
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Doug Dawes
Keller Williams Evolution - 447 Boston Street, Suite #5, Topsfield, MA - Topsfield, MA
Your Personal Realtor®

How about "Working Vacation"?

Jul 23, 2019 08:20 AM
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Oxymorons abound in our society and speech.  How about faithfully unfaithful...LOL

Jul 23, 2019 07:55 AM
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Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Prop. Mgr, Wenatchee, WA

Anytime the word FREE is used.  Nothing is truly free. 

Jul 23, 2019 07:39 AM
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Thomas J. Nelson, REALTOR ® CRS,ABR,PSA,RCS-D, ePRO
Big Block Realty 858.232.8722 - La Jolla, CA
Serving Coastal San Diego, Veteran's & Seniors

I'm always amused at people's version of "move in ready" listings.

Jul 23, 2019 07:05 AM
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Real Estate Broker

Can't say I've paid a lot of attention to such statements.

Jul 23, 2019 05:44 AM
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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Oswego, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Why am I drawing a blank when the examples are many 

Jul 23, 2019 05:22 AM
Rainmaker
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Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
https://HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

Our blood mobiles aren't allowed to pay for blood any more.  No gift cards.  You're lucky to get a cookie any more.

 

With the risk of getting political, all the "free stuff" being offered by varioius candidates.  Healthcare, guaranteed income, education, phones, etc.  They don't realize that it has to come from somewhere.

Jul 23, 2019 09:19 AM
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Rose Mary Justice
Synergy Realty Pros - Dandridge, TN
Synergy Realty Pros

I am drawing a blank even though I know I will brainstorm after the fact

Jul 23, 2019 07:36 AM
Rainmaker
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Dan & Laurie Pittsenbarger Team
Keller Williams Western Realty - Bellingham, WA
Lakeside & Coastal Single Family Homes

How about, "The land of the free" - that's actually getting less free every decade or so with, "it's for the public's good or safety" to sell it.

Jul 23, 2019 07:24 AM
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Andrew Mooers | 207.532.6573
MOOERS REALTY - Houlton, ME
Northern Maine Real Estate-Aroostook County Broker

Brace yourself for Artificial Intelligence if was things said by famous people that was never uttered Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041  It takes misinformation to a whole new mass level.

Jul 23, 2019 06:01 AM
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Sam Shueh
(408) 425-1601 - San Jose, CA
mba, cdpe, reopro, pe

I wish I never leave my personal info with blood mobile. They are spamming me left and right. We are out of blood 50 miles away from your residence. Can you help?

Jul 23, 2019 05:54 AM
Rainmaker
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Mike Cooper, Broker VA,WV
Cornerstone Business Group Inc - Winchester, VA
Your Neighborhood Real Estate Sales Pro

Annette, I laughed when I was gasing up at this sign. I'm sure there is a simple answer to it, but the signs says Buy a sandwich, buy a drink and scan your card to entered into a sweepstake. Then below that in small print, it says no purchse necessary.

Jul 23, 2019 12:49 PM
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Peter Testa
Kiwi Homes - Danbury, CT
PETER TESTA

Free means Zero Dollars. It's not Free if you're paying for it with your money, time or commitment.

Buy 1 get one free. It's not free. I'm spending money to average down my cost of the 2nd item- far from free. 

Jul 23, 2019 12:15 PM
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Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

My mind is stuck on ...

Nothing is free.  Nothing. Someone always pays.

Jul 23, 2019 09:29 AM
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Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

I am sure I ignore many of these everyday.

 

Jul 23, 2019 09:08 AM
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Guilty pleasures? Do we really feel guilty?

Jul 24, 2019 09:10 AM
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Olga Simoncelli
Veritas Prime, LLC dba Veritas Prime Real Estate - New Fairfield, CT
CONSULTANT, Real Estate Services & Risk Management

How about plea bargaining? Admitting guilt for something you didn't do to get a lesser sentence...

Jul 23, 2019 03:21 PM
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Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Interesting.

Aug 07, 2019 04:54 PM
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Evelina Tsigelnitskaya
SIB Realty - Sunny Isles Beach, FL

Yeah, "free" is not free.

Jul 27, 2019 02:36 PM
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John Juarez
The Medford Real Estate Team - Fremont, CA
ePRO, SRES, GRI, PMN

Free time is earned.

Jul 25, 2019 02:12 PM
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Valeria Mola
SIB Realty - Miami, Sunny Isles Beach - Sunny Isles Beach, FL
305-607-0709 SIB Realty Condos for Sale and Rent

Yes, you are right.

Jul 24, 2019 08:13 PM