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Brian L. Sirota, Esq.
Bristar Realty (Realtor/Attorney) - Orange, CA
For Solutions: (714) 501-7660

Great opportunity to sell the feds a safe house!

Apr 01, 2019 10:19 AM
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Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Prop. Mgr, Wenatchee, WA

Yes! Tell them you are a certified Federal Witness Protection Program Agent. 

Apr 01, 2019 10:22 AM
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Richard Weeks
Dallas, TX
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Get the new NAR Federal Witness Protection Progam Agent Desigination (FWPPA)

Apr 01, 2019 10:28 AM
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Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Call the marshals office.

Mine generally get abducted by aliens, dont know who to call for this one.

Apr 01, 2019 10:08 AM
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Pete Xavier
Investments to Luxury - Pacific Palisades, CA
Outstanding Agent Referrals-Nationwide

No, I would think they'd need a clean break to not jeopardize their identities.

Apr 01, 2019 09:49 AM
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Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Sounds like a possible referral to me Wanda Kubat-Nerdin - Wanda Can! .

Apr 01, 2019 10:58 AM
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John Juarez
The Medford Real Estate Team - Fremont, CA
ePRO, SRES, GRI, PMN

Yes. Wish everyone a a Happy April Fools Day.

Apr 01, 2019 10:27 AM
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Real Estate Broker

I'm torn... is this an April Fool's joke, Wanda? But if you're serious, there's nothing you can do. No one will tell you where they are and under what names. No doubt this is not something most of us experience in our lives.

Apr 01, 2019 10:24 AM
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Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

Actually if you try to do anything you might regret it.....

Apr 01, 2019 10:22 AM
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Richard Bazinet /MBA, CRS, ABR
West USA Realty - Scottsdale, AZ
Phoenix Scottsdale. Sellers, Buyers & Relocations

How do you know? Assuming this is correct, they'll be provided with housing, so there goes your assignment. And second, I would not want to know to find out where they are. Someone could make YOU sing like a bird.... if we ever find you again.

Apr 01, 2019 10:17 AM
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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

there is absolutely nothing you can do.... that happened for their own protection....their family members will NEVER know where they are and they now have a new identity....  I assume they were eye witnesses in a "mob" type trial and their lives will ALWAYS be in jeopardy...

Apr 01, 2019 10:09 AM
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Mel Ahrens, MBA, Kelly Right Real Estate
Kelly Right Real Estate - Hood River, OR
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Wait a day; they may get tired of the lifestyle.

Apr 01, 2019 10:06 AM
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Liz and Bill Spear
Transaction Alliance 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
Transaction Alliance Cincinnati & Dayton suburbs

They're probably being assisted by Sirva or Cartus.  You'll need to pay a 42.5% extortion fee to continue to work with them.

Apr 01, 2019 10:05 AM
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Doug Dawes
Keller Williams Evolution - 447 Boston Street, Suite #5, Topsfield, MA - Topsfield, MA
Your Personal Realtor®

Having come into this late All I can say is GOOD ONE!!!

Apr 01, 2019 11:58 AM
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Mike Cooper, Broker VA,WV
Cornerstone Business Group Inc - Winchester, VA
Your Neighborhood Real Estate Sales Pro

They're in Winchester. I'll send a referral fee.

Apr 01, 2019 11:48 AM
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Dan & Laurie Pittsenbarger Team
Keller Williams Western Realty - Bellingham, WA
Lakeside & Coastal Single Family Homes

Write a book.

Apr 01, 2019 10:45 AM
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Lynnea Miller
Bend Premier Real Estate - Bend, OR
Premier Real Estate Service in Central Oregon

You can celebrate today's fun day.  Happy April 1st!

Apr 01, 2019 11:33 AM
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Julio Vasiu
IXACT Contact - North York, ON
IXACT Contact a ‘next generation’ real estate CRM

haha.. got me! 

Apr 01, 2019 11:18 AM
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Abby Stiller
TOP SELLING REALTY - Cape Coral, FL
SW Florida (239) 284-8637

Happy April FOOL’s Day! 

Apr 01, 2019 03:17 PM
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Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
https://HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

You'll have a nice story to tell some day... if this wasn't an april fools joke.

Apr 01, 2019 02:38 PM
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Joseph Domino 480-390-6011
HomeSmart - Scottsdale, AZ
Real Estate Made Easy

Get a new Pre-Approval!

 

Apr 01, 2019 01:10 PM
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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Oswego, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Pray! Then again it's April Fools' day!

Apr 01, 2019 12:33 PM
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Obviously, this an April Fools.  You would never be told or be able to find out that someone is in the Federal Witness Protection Program, and this would have happened long before they were your clients.  A

Apr 01, 2019 12:05 PM
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Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

I wondered if you were joking today!! LOL

Apr 01, 2019 05:54 PM
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Joe Pryor
The Virtual Real Estate Team - Oklahoma City, OK
REALTOR® - Oklahoma Investment Properties

Write a script for a TV show.

Apr 01, 2019 04:46 PM
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J.R. Schloemer
Kentucky Select Properties - Louisville, KY

I think I will stay out of the Federal Witness Protection Program then. No offense, but if you are that great at sleuthing, then maybe you should hang up the RE license! 

Apr 01, 2019 04:03 PM
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Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Move on.

Apr 01, 2019 02:51 PM
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Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

April Fools Day - not a day to believe much of anything.

Apr 01, 2019 02:05 PM
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Will Hamm
Hamm Homes - Aurora, CO
"Where There's a Will, There's a Way!"

I am sorry but there nothing you can do I think.

 

Apr 05, 2019 05:06 PM
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Dave Martin (703) 585-4687
Fairfax Realty - Fairfax, VA
Making Realty Dreams a Reality #WeWillGetYouHome

That sounds like a TERRIBLE witness protection program letting a you know they were going to witness protection...sounds not so protected to me lol

Apr 05, 2019 10:14 AM
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Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

 That is a pretty positive no because those people don’t exist anymore and are probably not in your marketplace...

Apr 04, 2019 06:19 AM
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Sandy Padula & Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Florida Realty Investments - , CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

So Wanda dear; just where are you finding these prime buyers these days?

Apr 02, 2019 02:07 PM
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Peter Testa
Kiwi Homes - Danbury, CT
PETER TESTA

Disassociate yourself pronto. (you got me!)

Apr 02, 2019 07:13 AM
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Diana Zaccaro Broker Associate
ZOOM Realty Group - Cocoa Beach, FL
"The Accidental Blogger" Cocoa Beach, Florida

Change your mouthwash and deodorant???

Apr 01, 2019 10:31 PM
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Yes, tell them that you can still sell them a home - under their new names!

Apr 01, 2019 09:37 PM
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