Dick Greenberg, Northern Colorado Residential Real Estate (New Paradigm Partners LLC)

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Chrystal Safari Roy
Real Estate Realty LLC - Charlotte, NC - Charlotte, NC
Luxury Property Specialist

Mar 23, 2015 02:21 AM
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Rich Bosselmann-RS
Koa Realty Inc. - Kailua-Kona, HI
Your Kona real estate connection.
On parole, now selling's my goal!
Mar 23, 2015 03:07 AM
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Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

A noose?

Mar 23, 2015 03:09 AM
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Christina Reid
RE/MAX Town & Country - West Grove, PA
Associate Broker- SRS, ABR, SFR, SRS

NO RAGRETS

 

a nod to the movie "The Millers"

Mar 23, 2015 02:44 AM
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James Lowenstern
Castles Unlimited® - Newton, MA
Castles Unlimited. Newton MA Real Estate

A flesh colored tatoo of neck.

Mar 23, 2015 02:36 AM
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Victoria Ray Henderson
HomeBuyer Brokerage - Washington, DC
Washington DC Real Estate

"Stickin' my neck out for Clients" or "Findin' the best neck of the woods" 

Mar 23, 2015 02:34 AM
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Henry Carmona, GRI
San Antonio, TX

www.HenryCarmonaIsMyRealtor.com

Mar 23, 2015 02:26 AM
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Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041
ReMax Realtec Group - Palm Harbor, FL
Making FLORIDA Real Estate EZ

Text:

"This End Up"

Mar 23, 2015 01:43 AM
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Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

I'm not a tatoo person!  But, if I just had too, I suppose it would be "Blonde, but PENDING!"

Mar 23, 2015 02:50 AM
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Ralph Gorgoglione
Metro Life Homes - Palm Springs, CA
California and Hawaii Real Estate (310) 497-9407

Is there any question?  Definitely a "Sold" sign, of course!!

Mar 23, 2015 02:40 AM
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Robert J. Russell
Robert J Russell Companies - Dallas, TX
IRES, ICREA, REBS, GMA, LAS, LUTCF

I would say - whatever you want in invisible ink! ARE YOU CRAZY ? neck tattoo ? not a good idea at all!!

Mar 23, 2015 02:35 AM
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Jason Whitaker
Indianapolis, IN

A bar code with the MLS number from the first listing he ever closed on.

Mar 23, 2015 02:18 AM
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Gene Fitzpatrick
Charlotte, NC
the Mortgage Doctor

I just can't understand the obsession with tattoos.  I served in the Marine Corps and there were very few at that time (70s) who had tattoos.  My older brother was career Navy and got two large ones on his arms back in the 60s and they look like blotched ink and have for over 25 years.

Just not a fan of them for men or women

Mar 23, 2015 02:16 AM
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Curt Warner
Seattle, WA
Kirkland, Washington. You'll love it here.

"If you lived here, you'd be home now." 

Mar 23, 2015 02:14 AM
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Jack Fleming
Weichert, Realtors - West Chester, PA

1. Under Contract

2. Sold

3. Sold in one week

 

Mar 23, 2015 02:18 AM
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Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
Retired New Hampshire Home Stager

Is Roger Mucci getting another tattoo?  I am surprised he is looking for ideas, seems like the type to do his own thing.

Mar 23, 2015 01:33 AM
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Phil Ormsby
Cabana Real Estate LLC - Parrish, FL
Cabana Real Estate - Live where you play!

"I'm screaming out for attention and this is the only way I could think to do it"

or

An arrow pointing to their head with the text "This space intentionally left blank".

 

I know, I'm judgemental like that.

 

Mar 23, 2015 04:23 AM
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Jeff Pearl
RE/MAX Distinctive / LIC in VA - Lovettsville, VA
Full Service Full Time Realtor

None- or ' I Served my Time". Despite what people say claiming they are art, the majority of people react negativetly to tattoos. I've been waiting for someone to tatoo a QR code on themselves.

Mar 23, 2015 03:47 AM
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Barbara Le Pine
ADVANTAGE REAL ESTATE, serving Lincoln County - Newport, OR
Your agent for the Central Oregon Coast!

A tattoo that circles all the way around the neck and reads. "I have a friend in real estate, his name is Dick Greenberg. Poke my belly and I will give you his phone number."

 

Mar 23, 2015 03:38 AM
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Dana Hollish Hill
Hollish Hill Group, JPAR Stellar Living - Bethesda, MD
REALTOR * Broker * Coach

How about "Ratified"

Mar 23, 2015 02:48 AM
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David Landau
President, Newtown Board of Realtors - Newtown, CT
RE/MAX Right Choice

"Your Ad Here"

"Business up top, Party down below"

 

Mar 23, 2015 02:47 AM
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

Hi Dick -- this may be the best - absolute best - question I have seen yet.

Hmm -- asking for a friend, yeah - right.   Did someone get a gift card for a tattoo for his birthday?   

Seriously, the world has changed and tattoos are no longer seen only on bikers or skinheads but in the world of business as well as many other places where today's movers and shakers go about their daily routines.   I couldn't suggest one for "your friend" without knowing  more.  Please -- tell us more...

Mar 23, 2015 02:26 AM
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Brenda Whitman, Live in Laramie Real Estate
Live in Laramie Real Estate, Laramie, Wyoming - Laramie, WY
Broker/Co-Owner, Laramie, Wyoming

No tatoo at all.

Mar 23, 2015 02:21 AM
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Robert Hicks
United Country River City Realty - Savannah, TN

"$"

Mar 23, 2015 02:13 AM
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Helena Gentile
Charles Rutenberg Realty - Levittown, NY
Helena M Gentile

I happen to love tattoos and even have a few. Placing one on the neck though, that may not be the best idea. Unfortunately, we live in a society where judgement is passed readily, whether right or wrong, a neck tattoo is a very bold move!

Mar 23, 2015 04:41 AM
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Kona Home Team (LUVA LLC) Lance Owens (RB-24133)
Kona Home Team (luva llc) - Kailua-Kona, HI
2024 Real Estate Expert - Hawaii Island

Dumba.. 

Seriously we all have friends with tattoos, many of you probably have a tattoo, but would I want the guy with a tattoo on his neck negotiating the biggest investment of my  life? NEVER. I want the guy that looks like business, acts like business, and is business. Not someone that wears his weekend "I am a party guy" on his neck 

Mar 23, 2015 04:37 AM
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Gene Riemenschneider
Home Point Real Estate - Brentwood, CA
Turning Houses into Homes

Are you serious?  "Rent this space"?  I think tatoos in general are a bad idea. 

Mar 23, 2015 03:57 AM
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Kunni Biener
First Class Title, Inc. - Rockville, MD

as an aside, I am amazed at the number of comments with tattoo spelled incorrectly. I hope that none of those folks get words tattooed on themselves......

Mar 23, 2015 02:52 AM
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Jill Sackler
Charles Rutenberg Realty Inc. 516-575-7500 - Long Beach, NY
LI South Shore Real Estate - Broker Associate

Some super creative ideas here. Just make sure your friend is in the business for the long haul. Removal is still not easy.

Mar 23, 2015 02:50 AM
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Kimo Jarrett
Cyber Properties - Huntington Beach, CA
Pro Lifestyle Solutions

It depends on how you value your body, doesn't it? If it's already priceless why bother changing your appearance, if it's not, change your appearance and adorn your body with tattoos, piercings and other musings.

I'm not a fan of tattoo exposure, so I refrain from taking any advice or doing any business with people who have tattoos, yet, I'm sure there are many who disagree. That's why America is a great country, isn't it, because we have the freedom to choose who to do business with, don't we?

Mar 23, 2015 02:45 AM
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Peter Lake
Harborside Sothebys International Realty - Marblehead, MA
Associate Broker

"Mess with the best, die like the rest"

 

Mar 23, 2015 02:28 AM
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Steven Van De Beuken
Altitude Home Loans - Tucson, AZ

Hilarious! Prime marketing space for sure.

Mar 23, 2015 02:27 AM
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Mike Cooper, Broker VA,WV
Cornerstone Business Group Inc - Winchester, VA
Your Neighborhood Real Estate Sales Pro

How about, "Serious business above"? That might have to wrap the whole neck though. 

Mar 23, 2015 02:18 AM
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Christopher Baldwin, CRS
Carolina Elite Real Estate - Charleston, SC
"Selling Charleston and The Islands"

Have them pick a career that embraces tattoos and get a really great one. Then just wait for Real Estate Career to disappear!

Mar 23, 2015 02:18 AM
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Andy Freeman
Keller Williams - Nashville - Nashville, TN
REALTOR®

"MAKE AN OFFER"

Mar 23, 2015 10:31 PM
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John DL Arendsen
CREST "BACKYARD' HOMES, ON THE LEVEL General & Manufactured Home Contractor, TAG Real Estate Sales & Investments - Leucadia, CA
Crest Backyard Homes "ADU" dealer & RE Developer

Best one I ever had was the firs hicky my first love of my life ever left.  But it wasn't just one and it wasn't just on my neck. LOL!!

Mar 23, 2015 01:32 PM
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Bo Boden
Accu-Pro Inspections, LLC - Bethel, ME

Regardless of what picture or words you put there, what it is really going to say is "I'm not capable of making good decisions!".

For me, tattoos and piercings are like billboards (even if you called them art) if placed within the natural beauty of the Grand Canyon. They are not natural, they'd trash up the area and will deteriorate with age, would be a distraction from what's important, would generally be thought of as a poor decision and will make it harder for the observer to see and focus on the beauty behind them.

However it is your body, if you want to cover it with graffitti and stick things in it I will do my best to look past them to see the person behind them. Although I will probably not choose you to help me make good decisions.

 

Mar 23, 2015 08:19 AM
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Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

Cut here.

Mar 23, 2015 07:26 AM
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Mark Artesani
Keller Williams Realty - Fountain Valley, CA
Huntington & Newport Beach, Fountain Valley Homes

Who cares about the neck when I have all this room on top. How ever I think a magnetic sign that I can take off eveery once and a while might work better.

Mar 23, 2015 05:03 AM
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Jim Hale
ACTIONAGENTS.NET - Eugene, OR
Eugene Oregon's Best Home Search Website

This person cannot be trusted.

Mar 23, 2015 04:27 AM
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Mike Carlier
Lakeville, MN
More opinions than you want to hear about.

Your license number and your NRDS number.  At least it would be useful to know where to find them when needed. 

Mar 23, 2015 03:45 AM
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Stacey McCaleb
PRO-formance Realty Concepts - Surprise, AZ

Dick...you are smart. Great question to ask so that you get lots of activity boosting your ratings!! Genius. I am sure you have no intention of getting a tattoo (hope I spelled that right for those spell checking everyone's posts), but the response is overwhelming. I love reading the responses (some are a little judgemental)...so let me chime in with my response...If you really are getting a neck tattoo, make it something that will stop people in their tracks! Have a great day!!

Mar 23, 2015 03:40 AM
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Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

you're kidding right?

Mar 23, 2015 03:20 AM
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Nora Sims
Northern Shadows Realty, Inc. - Sedona, AZ
helping folks like you since 1978!

Whether to tatoo or not to tatoo, one is sending a message. I look at this question from the point of view of will this behavior enhance one's image or detract from it?

Mar 23, 2015 02:51 AM
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Michael Del Grosso
Total Mortgage - East Lyme, CT

If I was still a commercial agent and I had a neck tattoo it would be:

NNN   In old english letters...

Mar 23, 2015 02:48 AM
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Michael Setunsky
Woodbridge, VA
Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA

Dick, the next time you're in Walmart check out the 70 and 80 year old's walking around with tattoos. You might think twice about getting one.

Mar 23, 2015 02:47 AM
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Alex Piccirillo
Nest Seekers International - East Hampton, NY
Associate Broker

Owner Anxious or Inquire Within

Mar 23, 2015 02:43 AM
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David Dorman
CENTURY 21 Professional Group, Inc. - Orlando, FL
It's All About You!

Love this!  Made my day!

Mar 23, 2015 02:21 AM
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Kunni Biener
First Class Title, Inc. - Rockville, MD

Having done many settlements for buyers with ink, I think that some of these answers are pretty narrow minded.  Many successful people have ink, some where you can see it, some where you can't.  Times are changing people.

Mar 23, 2015 02:21 AM
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Chuck Willman
Chuck Willman - Alpine, UT
NewHouseUtah.com

Asian symbol for "make wise choices"

May 30, 2015 03:07 AM
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Tammy Adams ~ Realtor / Podcaster
Maricopa Real Estate Co - Maricopa, AZ
A Maricopa Agent who Works, Lives & Loves Maricopa

I must say, I wasn't expecting such an array of answers. LOL.  How about "Career Killer"  LOL

Mar 29, 2015 01:30 PM
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Jack Schlenk
Chicago, IL
Review my many articles

As  one of the few in the 101st Airborne paratroopers (1958 to 1961) that did not have tattoos. Why? Every time I sat in the tattoo chair I remembered my uncles from WW II and Korea and  how their tattoos looked as they got old.  My grandmother told me when I was young "Jack any thing that you do to your body when your young, will get even when you get old". Please listen to my grandmother.

Mar 28, 2015 02:52 AM
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Katherine Wrisley 803.530.0200
SC Homesgroup LLC - Columbia, SC
CRU Realty

I would say No tatoo, Find another location for it may be better.

Mar 26, 2015 10:13 PM
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Carolyn Roland- In Delaware and S. Chester County PA
Independent architectural histor'n - Wilmington, DE
Carolyn Roland, GRI, CRS

Sorry, but people my age generally consider tattoos in bad taste unless you are a biker.

Mar 26, 2015 03:22 AM
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Rob Thomas
Prestige Homes of The Tri Cities, Inc. CALL....423-341-6954 - Bristol, TN
Bristol TN-VA & Tri Cities Agent, ABR, GRI, e-Pro

Dick Greenberg ....I'm blank with a design ....I will have to think about this one for a few days.

Have a great night!

Mar 25, 2015 11:26 AM
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Dorte Engel
RE/MAX Leading Edge - Bowie, MD
ABC - Annapolis, Bowie, Crofton & rest of Maryland

Dear Dick,

Some really funny answers here.

Mar 24, 2015 01:31 PM
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Connie Gohata
eXp Realty of California - Cypress, CA
Results that Move You

Sold!

Mar 24, 2015 09:41 AM
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Sherry Kotvis -Work. Live. Play
eXp Realty - Temecula, CA
Have A Life Worth Living!

A barcode to my website or blog

Mar 24, 2015 04:51 AM
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Gene Mundt, IL/WI Mortgage Originator - FHA/VA/Conv/Jumbo/Portfolio/Refi
NMLS #216987, IL Lic. 031.0006220, WI Licensed. APMC NMLS #175656 - New Lenox, IL
708.921.6331 - 40+ yrs experience

I have no opinion on this ... but I'm sure enjoying reading the suggestions and advice of everyone here, Dick Greenberg ... talk about entertaining!

Gene

Mar 24, 2015 02:20 AM
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Jerry Lucas
ABC Legal Docs LLC - Colorado Springs, CO
Notary Training, Consulting. Colorado Springs, CO

Ask me about my tattoo.

Mar 24, 2015 02:13 AM
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Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

Most of my thoughts were already posted, perhaps a niche part of real estate and onstead of a white picket fence, a barb wire fence sort of like the arm tattoo that rings ones bicep. 

Mar 23, 2015 11:32 PM
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Sham Reddy CRS
Howard Hanna RE Services, Dayton, OH - Dayton, OH
CRS

No tattoos for me!!!

Mar 23, 2015 08:40 PM
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Anna Hatridge
R Gilliam Real Estate LLC - Farmington, MO
Missouri Realtor with R Gilliam Real Estate LLC

Head and Shoulders above the rest! 

Mar 23, 2015 08:40 PM
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Larry Lawfer
YourStories Realty Group - Newton, MA
"I listen for a living." It's all about you.

Sign Here

Mar 23, 2015 06:58 PM
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Lana Robbins Realtor ® Licensed Real Estate Broker
Aloha Kai Real Estate - Clearwater, FL
Licensed in Florida, Washington, and Hawai'i

I am amazed how many people are offended by tattoos.

Ironically people say do not judge a book by its cover yet they often do LOL

Mar 23, 2015 02:50 PM
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Ernest Villafranca
Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate - Oakland, CA
3923 Grand Ave. Oakland CA, 510-418-9443

Neck Tattoo

What we like $ and xoxo.

Mar 23, 2015 02:30 PM
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Paul Yeckley
Beiler-Campbell Realtors & Appraisers - Parkesburg, PA

"Mom" - inside a red heart.

Mar 23, 2015 01:42 PM
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John DL Arendsen
CREST "BACKYARD' HOMES, ON THE LEVEL General & Manufactured Home Contractor, TAG Real Estate Sales & Investments - Leucadia, CA
Crest Backyard Homes "ADU" dealer & RE Developer

Jon Quist It might be tongue & cheek

Mar 23, 2015 01:35 PM
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Rita Harris
W.P. & Assoc. - Seattle, WA
Specialty: Immigrant families & vintage homes

Why must it be "words?"  Couldn't it just as easily be a "castle" or other real estate related item that might continue after this person no longer is a viable agent?

While I can appreciate people who spend their cash to flash body art (and some of it can be quite pretty), it personally repulses me.  I find I pay great attention to only the face/eyes because the rest can be too overwhelming for me.  I am really bothered by men with those jumbo holes in their ears or folks really tatted up.  Here in the NW, I actually see a lot of that.  Then again, I also don't make a point of picking up these people as clients.  We probably have very little in common.

What's that old saying again?  "Birds of a feather...."  I'm just not of that type of feather, so I have to excuse myself on this topic. (Smiling)

Mar 23, 2015 01:26 PM
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Marshall Brown
Mid America Inspection Services, LLC - Fargo, ND
BSEE, CHI

Susan Emo stole my idea even before I even had it!

 

I must admit, no tattoo fan here. It just seems the lower the pay scale the larger the investment in body art. An empirical observation without sufficient data to be statistically significant admittedly.

Mar 23, 2015 01:14 PM
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Lloyd Binen
Certified Realty Services - Saratoga, CA
Silicon Valley Realtor since 1976; 408-373-4411

You've got some funny ideas here.  Let your friend know.  For me, a small happy face.   

Mar 23, 2015 01:12 PM
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Marshall Brown
Mid America Inspection Services, LLC - Fargo, ND
BSEE, CHI

Susan Emo stole my idea even before I even had it!

I must admit, no tattoo fan here. It just seems the lower the pay scale the larger the investment in body art. An empirical observation without sufficient data to be statistically significant.

Mar 23, 2015 01:06 PM
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Christine Lussa
RealtyLogic - Cape Coral, FL
SW Florida Real Estate 239-210-8256

How about a QR code, leading to a website saying, Your home listed here?

 

Mar 23, 2015 12:03 PM
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Jon Quist
REALTY EXECUTIVES ARIZONA TERRITORY - Tucson, AZ
Tucson's BUYERS ONLY Realtor since 1996

One of the funniest questions I have ever seen on AR. I want to believe this is a tongue in cheek question.

Mar 23, 2015 10:09 AM
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Theresa Akin
CORPUS CHRISTI REALTY GROUP - Corpus Christi, TX

SOLD!!

Mar 23, 2015 09:07 AM
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Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

I'll stick my neck out for you.

Mar 23, 2015 07:27 AM
Rainmaker
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Nathan Gesner
American West Realty and Management - Cody, WY
Broker / Property Manager

Head above the rest.

 

Mar 23, 2015 07:27 AM
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Sharon Altier
Coldwell Banker Realty - Elmhurst, IL
Luxury Property Specialist, CSC, SFR

I would think most Realtors are wearing a collared shirt, so such a thing should not be visible.  Now a logo for a shirt, that's another story...the possibilities are endless!

Mar 23, 2015 07:20 AM
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Michael Jacobs
Pasadena, CA
Pasadena And Southern California 818.516.4393

No, Roger D. Mucci not for me --- I'm barely no Dick.  I mean Mr Dick Greenberg

Mar 23, 2015 07:19 AM
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Russ Ravary ~ Metro Detroit Realtor call (248) 310-6239
Real Estate One - Commerce, MI
Michigan homes for sale ~ yesmyrealtor@gmail.com

None.  Many people think they are unprofessional... some not

Mar 23, 2015 07:01 AM
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Randy Elliott
RE/MAX Gold - Lodi, CA
REALTOR : Lodi / Stockton, CA

"I put my neck on the line for you!" or NOTHING!  ;-)

Mar 23, 2015 06:52 AM
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Althea Kippes, Esq.
A.T. Kippes, Real Estate Broker - San Francisco, CA
Serving San Francisco to Silicon Valley!

How about:  I © Referrals!

 

Mar 23, 2015 06:43 AM
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Shantée Haynes
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices PenFed Realty - Washington, DC
Helping the DMV On The Move...

Booooooo to neck tattoos, unless we're talking about the back of the neck...

Mar 23, 2015 06:32 AM
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Chris Lima
Turtle Reef Realty - Port St Lucie, FL
Local or Global-Allow me to open doors for you.

LOL Susan Emo! Yes, a noose is what I was thinking. However, you all gave me a few terrific ideas. I will be sure to post  a pic after I heal!

Mar 23, 2015 06:31 AM
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Dick,

I am with Michael Jacobs .  A Tattoo is like a brand, so more needs to be known.  I love Myrl Jeffcoat tattoo idea.  My first thought would be to have a giraffe neck with the slogo saying, I will stick my neck out for you!  A

Mar 23, 2015 06:28 AM
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Julie Tulowitzki - (480) 369-8188
HomeSmart - Gilbert, AZ
Your Friend in the Arizona Real Estate Business

They say that you should "be the brand"--I don't think a neck tattoo was what they had in mind.

Mar 23, 2015 05:43 AM
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Kathy Lee Cook
Fontaine Team - The Real Estate Leader - Auburn, ME

Not a fan of tattoo's in general and less impressed with neck tattoos.  I would not do it at all.  But I must say you got some really great responses.

Mar 23, 2015 05:36 AM
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Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

Hmmm.... I'd have to say "none," but perhaps I'm prejudiced. I don't think they look professional. I'd say if you just have to have one (which both of my boys did) put them under your shirt. 

Mar 23, 2015 04:38 AM
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Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County

Guess I am old fashioned.... NADA!

Mar 23, 2015 04:30 AM
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Craig Gallegos
Fairway Independent Mortgage - Phoenix, AZ
Your bridge between Contact, Contract & Closing

I have to say - this was a great way to start the week!  

Mar 23, 2015 04:19 AM
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Bill Morrow
Keller Williams of Central PA - Mechanicsburg, PA
Bill Morrow, Associate Broker

Tattoos are permanent, fashion trends are not.  Like the long hair of the 60's and 70's tattoos will some day be much less fashionable. My suggestion is that if it cannot be covered easily don't get it! Realtors are always complaining they are not treated as professionals, could it partially be they don't act the part? 

Mar 23, 2015 04:15 AM
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Cat Zwicker, CRS
Desert Sky Real Estate, LLC - Redmond, OR
Down to Earth Service; Out of this World Results!

The company Logo might look nice, mine would if I thought about making it into a tattoo.  Besides, remeber Rapid Realty gave agent's a pay boost for getting inked with their logo. NYC agent's get inked.

Mar 23, 2015 03:44 AM
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Andrea Swiedler
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices New England Properties - New Milford, CT
Realtor, Southern Litchfield County CT

SOLD! What else? My daughter has a beautiful tattoo on her neck. I am not the tattoo type of person, I can't see inflicting pain on purpose to myself. Wait... I sell real estate, so I already to that.

Sold it is!!!!

Mar 23, 2015 03:42 AM
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Annette Lawrence , Palm Harbor, FL 727-420-4041
ReMax Realtec Group - Palm Harbor, FL
Making FLORIDA Real Estate EZ

How about RETRO Jim Croce- from Rapid Roy.

On one side 'Baby'

on the other 'Hey"

Only the grey beards will know.

Mar 23, 2015 03:42 AM
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Rob D. Shepherd
RETIRED - Florence, OR
RETIRED

Seeing as we are talking about Roger, "Stretching my neck like my stretched goal"!

Mar 23, 2015 03:40 AM
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Diane M. Phillips Realtor 443-286-4365
Frankly Real Estate Inc. - Manchester, MD
Specializing in Carroll Co., MD

That's the best real estate question I've ever heard!

Mar 23, 2015 03:37 AM
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Matt Brady
Watermark Capital - Del Mar, CA
One of San Diego's Best Lenders

My eyes are up here, and on the other side.

Mar 23, 2015 03:29 AM
Rainer
359,046
Nina Rogoff
Boston, MA
Wix Websites for Real Estate Agents

Wow! You certainly generated a lot of discussion, Dick! If someone wants to get a tattoo, my suggestion would be get a temporary one. People change, life changes and feelings change. Why mark your body with something permanent. Look how many people have their significant other's name tattooed on their body, only to have it crossed out and replaced with something else when the relationship ends. If the point is to make a statement, do it the way people do it with hair dye, make up, jewelry and clothing...removable! lol

Mar 23, 2015 03:24 AM
Rainmaker
659,119
Pat & Wayne Harriman
Harriman Real Estate, LLC (203) 672-4499 - Wallingford, CT
Broker/Owners, Wallingford CT Real Estate

QR code captioned "SCAN ME!" that leads to his web site. Other than that, none at all.

Mar 23, 2015 03:24 AM
Rainmaker
472,107
M.C. Dwyer
Melody Russell Team at eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Felton, CA
MC Dwyer-Santa Cruz Mountains Property Specialist

This is the funniest question yet posted on A/R!   I don't even know where to begin.    But if your friend must do it, I'd go with the "Sold" sign...

Mar 23, 2015 03:22 AM
Rainer
32,781
Anna Valencia Tillery
White Glove Moving, Storage & Delivery - Vero Beach, FL
"Moving Made Easy at Prices that Make it Possible"

I just had to see what some of the responses were going to be to this; how funny!

I'd probably skip the neck tattoo and if there was one; I'd invest in really good cover up!

Mar 23, 2015 03:20 AM
Rainmaker
251,990
Audry Wolff
Solutions Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ
Real Estate Insights in Phoenix, Mesa and Gilbert

Hopefully, you are kidding.

I have practiced in a culture where agents dress conservatively, so if this is not a joke I would say, "First check the demographics on ex-cons and skinheads", as these will be the most likely prospects to appreciate your ink.

Mar 23, 2015 03:19 AM
Rainer
10,550
Steve Spencer
HomeSmart - Queen Creek, AZ
"Your Resort Community Professional"

FUBAR

Mar 23, 2015 03:18 AM
Rainer
187,583
Rick Snow - Selling El Paso TX
EXIT West Realty - El Paso, TX
Cool Deals on Hot Real Estate in El Paso, Texas

Get your portrait, that way in 20 years people will know what you used to look like. If you are over 50 get your picture from 20 years ago.

Mar 23, 2015 03:10 AM
Rainmaker
432,957
Shanna Hall
Real Estate Solutions - Kirkwood, MO
I love selling houses!!!St. Louis, MO 314-703-1311

Excellent question- I liked some of the answers that were already listed!  Personally I would not do it but to each their own- I wish your friend luck!

Mar 23, 2015 02:56 AM
Rainer
8,718
Carol Olson
Altera Real Estate - Pine Grove, CA

 How about "3/2/2 Finder"?  At least it would be a conversation starter in the grocery store line...

Mar 23, 2015 02:53 AM
Rainmaker
226,896
Tom Waite
Thomas Waite Real Estate Broker - Cypress, CA
So Cal-Apartment Bldg Investments

STUPID IS...AS STUPID DOES... (I vote this the best)

Mar 23, 2015 02:53 AM
Rainer
57,915
Vicki Temple
O'Fallon, IL

Would not have one.

Mar 23, 2015 02:51 AM
Rainmaker
514,437
Brenda J. Andrew
ULTIMA REAL ESTATE - Willis, TX
Professional Realtor in Conroe/Willis, TX

I have to agree with others that said "None" meaning no tattoo at all.

 

Mar 23, 2015 02:50 AM
Rainmaker
508,315
James Lowenstern
Castles Unlimited® - Newton, MA
Castles Unlimited. Newton MA Real Estate

A flesh colored tatoo of a neck.

Mar 23, 2015 02:37 AM
Rainmaker
236,403
Liane Thomas, Top Listing Agent
Professional Realty Services® - Corona, CA
Bringing you Home!

Something that will motivate your friend to be the best version of him/herself every day.

Mar 23, 2015 02:37 AM
Rainmaker
1,513,143
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

NONE

 

Mar 23, 2015 02:34 AM
Rainer
7,663
Cristine Bullard
Alpha II - Las Vegas, NV
Buy, Sell, Rent, Invest!

"Who doyou know that is looking to Buy or Sell?"

Mar 23, 2015 02:32 AM
Rainmaker
1,841,056
Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
Real Estate Broker Retired

No tatoo.

Mar 23, 2015 02:29 AM
Rainer
28,760
Don Duvall
Chapman Hall, REALTORS, Atlanta, GA - Northlake, GA

Hilarious. I don't have an answer for you, but it reminded me I need to get some info to you for the FoCo referral.

 

Mar 23, 2015 02:21 AM
Rainer
116,668
Ric Mills
Keller Williams Southern Az - Tucson, AZ
Integrity, Honesty, and Vast Real Estate Knowledge

None or a key to their next home.

Mar 23, 2015 02:19 AM
Rainmaker
969,548
Frank Rubi
Frank Rubi Real Estate, LLC - Metairie, LA
FrankRubiRealEstate.com

Sorry I would not get a tattoo on any part of my body.

Mar 23, 2015 02:16 AM
Rainer
5,071
Jim O'Dowd
Benchmark Realty, LLC - Franklin, TN

Either a nice swastika or detailed skull and crossbones would be nice.  That is, assuming your client base consists solely of bikers and skinheads...if that is not the case, then may I suggest that the optimal neck tattoo design will be one that cannot be seen!

Mar 23, 2015 02:15 AM
Rainer
38,310
Kunni Biener
First Class Title, Inc. - Rockville, MD

map of the area?  GR  to his website????

Mar 23, 2015 02:13 AM
Ambassador
6,364,089
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Enjoying reading the suggestions here.  What did you decide on for your neck tatoo Dick?

Jan 06, 2020 10:51 PM
Rainmaker
4,319,419
Praful Thakkar
LAER Realty Partners - Andover, MA
Andover, MA: Andover Luxury Homes For Sale

Pretty good answers....

Aug 09, 2018 08:46 PM
Rainer
279,878
Dipti Thakkar
LAER Realty Partners - Andover, MA
On a team with Praful Thakkar

No idea.

Aug 05, 2018 06:29 PM
Rainmaker
4,800,082
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

None.

Jul 02, 2018 05:41 AM
Rainmaker
533,500
Robert May
Robert W May - Lethbridge Real Estate - Lethbridge, AB
Real estate consulting

just checking on which questions have the most answers here at Activerain, this was one which sure got a good response from everyone.

Mar 04, 2016 01:45 PM
Rainmaker
647,038
Larry Lawfer
YourStories Realty Group - Newton, MA
"I listen for a living." It's all about you.

Sign here

Mar 23, 2015 06:57 PM
Rainmaker
181,157
Sonsie Conroy
I serve buyers and sellers everywhere in San Luis Obispo County - San Luis Obispo, CA
Energetic, Enthusiastic, Knowledgeable Realtor

I'm not a fan of tattoos in general, especially on so-called "professionals." However, one of the best and most productive loan officers I work with has body art down his arms to his wrists (and apparently most of the rest of himself), always covered with long-sleeved shirts and ties. It is invisible, unless his cuffs slide way up or come unbuttoned.

Tattoos can't be undone without a lot of pain and expense. So many young kids are getting them, and I'm sure in 5-10 years they will be really sorry they did. But . . . to each his or her own!

Mar 23, 2015 02:30 PM
Rainer
29,766
Rick Riley
RE/MAX Realty Group - Gaithersburg, MD

 Dick Greenberg, You Got To Be Kidding!! ( or Drunk)

Mar 23, 2015 07:17 AM
Rainer
10,550
Steve Spencer
HomeSmart - Queen Creek, AZ
"Your Resort Community Professional"

FUBAR

Mar 23, 2015 03:17 AM
Rainmaker
183,227
Karen Steed
Tallapoosa, Bremen, Waco, Buchanan, Temple, Carrollton - Tallapoosa, GA
Associate Broker Haralson Realty

How can I help you today?

Mar 23, 2015 02:22 AM