Judy's Blog

1. Develop a budget. If possible, use receipts from the last six months. Remember to include unexpected expenses such as doctor visits and auto repairs as well as your monthly bills.  2. Reduce debt. Your home should  be between 25 and 28 of your total income. Try to keep car loans, student loans...

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly     whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any ...

                             Answers      1.) Orphans don't have parents.      2.) It is a 1-story-house. There are no stairs.      3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.      4) 2 words. 1.) Webster's 2.)Dictionary      5.) Widows don't have husbands.      6.) You put bread in a...

How Blonde Are You?When you are done send this to your friends including the person who sent it to you! And reply in the subject box of what percentage  of blonde you are!        How blonde are you? Repost with your score in the subject next to "how blonde are you?'         DONT CHEAT OR ITS NO F...

Effective August 2007 Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing new clothes , we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you bu...

 Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last. Do you run through each day On th...

LITTLE KNOWN MARITIME FACTS    A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea."    Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.    Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of    the 'better' ones.    1. This is a picture of an octopus....

Why, Why, Why       Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?      Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?      Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,      but checks when ...

The Guys' Rules  At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys'  side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.)  We always hear "the rules" From the female side.  Now here are the rules from the male side.  These are our rules!  Please note.. these are all numbere...

This is nothing but the truth, see if you agree....                              "Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, w...