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REAL ESTATE HUMOR:    "I have to have a raise in my commission," the agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"  "The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."  

Known or Unknown Pre-Existing Conditions - That's ALWAYS the Question UNKNOWN PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS  Did you know - NO home warranty company offers unconditional coverage for KNOWN pre-existing conditions?  However, several companies do offer coverage for UNKNOWN pre-existing conditions. The ex...

Known or Unknown Pre-Existing Conditions - That's ALWAYS the Question UNKNOWN PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS  Did you know - NO home warranty company offers unconditional coverage for KNOWN pre-existing conditions?  However, several companies do offer coverage for UNKNOWN pre-existing conditions. The ex...

REAL ESTATE HUMORA broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST C...

REAL ESTATE HUMOR:  "I have to have a raise in my commission," the agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me.""Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?" "The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."   

Selling a Short Sale to the SellerWhy would a Homeowner even consider a short sale?  What's in it for them? We know that one of the conditions of short sale approval, a non-negotiable provision, is the Seller receive ZERO PROCEEDS from the sale. So if the Seller gets nothing, why would they agree...

Peoples Community Mortgage  Kristy Satterfield15521 Real Estate Ave. Ste 209King George, VA 22485Phone: (540) 663-3091   Cell Phone: (703) 346-3038Direct Lender Specializing in First Time Home-Buyers, VA, FHA , VHDA and Refinancing all types of loan.    REAL ESTATE HUMORA real-estate agent, had d...

REAL ESTATE HUMORA real estate agent walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since my first genie master still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only...

Resist the Urge to Ignore Home Maintenance Chores FallHere's a checklist of items you should address before the winter holiday season.•§   Maintain your gutters - Remove all debris from your gutters so water can properly drain. This minimizes standing water and slows the freeze/thaw expansion pro...