Scott's Blog

"Sometimes you have to lean into the absurd, stir the pot, and see who laughs, who groans, and who growls."  Slim Crappy 👑🐾💩 🎵 “Mr. Slim Crappy (The Million-Point Swing)” 🎵 To the tune of a sarcastic Sinatra number... with backup singers who sigh dramatically. 🎤 Intro:Yoooo it's your boy Crappy ...

💸 Because what’s the POINT if you can’t use fake money to solve real estate’s real problems? That’s right. I logged into my imaginary ActiveRain account, found the "Make it Rain" button, and BAM 💥 ...  I gave myself 1,000,000 points. And now? I’m giving it all away. Every last pixel of it. Becau...

We all knew that agent. She drove a manual transmission until her legs said, “No more,” and even then, she gave it a few more years, well into her 70s. 🚗💥 Every gear shift hit the redline like she was trying to summon a NASCAR pit crew. That old Nissan Altima had nearly 280,000 miles, and I swea...

If you like staying the same, feeling isolated, and avoiding personal growth...  this place is going to be a problem. 🌵 The People Problem Too kind. Too smart. Too real. You might actually love them. 🔸 Don’t come here if you enjoy being invisible.You’ll post something and suddenly people are not...

They say bloom where you’re planted 🌱, but anyone who’s been through a few seasons of life knows it isn’t always that simple. Sometimes, the soil is rocky. Sometimes, the sun is relentless. And sometimes the only thing you can do is hang on and not dry out completely 🌵☀️. Relationships... the re...

🦂 Everything in Arizona Either Stings, Stabs, or Sizzles ... And Somehow I Still Love It Arizona didn’t just shape me... it sharpened me. If you live here long enough, you develop instincts no textbook or mentor can teach. You stop sitting on rocks without checking for scorpions. You wear SPF li...

🕰️ The Mentor Who Never Scheduled an Appointment When people ask who shaped me into the real estate professional I am today, they expect to hear about a wise old broker or a savvy business coach. Instead, I tell them about my most ruthless, unpredictable, and absolutely uncompromising teacher: M...

🐶 Lessons from the Best Teacher I Ever Had: My Dog 🐾They say wisdom comes from experience, but let’s be honest... sometimes the best lessons in life come from a creature that eats socks and barks at ceiling fans. My dog has, without a doubt, been the one of greatest teachers I’ve ever had, and I ...

🔥 Who *Didn't* Shape Us Growing Up? 🤘 Let’s be real...we weren’t just raised by parents, teachers, or mentors. We were raised by power chords, wailing guitar solos, and the kind of anthems that still give you goosebumps. From the moment the needle hit the vinyl, we were molded by rock and roll’s...

Real estate isn’t just about homes—it’s about having the freedom to be present for the moments that matter.I’ve negotiated deals while dodging Nerf darts, taken client calls with screaming boys in the background, and paused work to build Lego cities across the living room floor, maybe jump in on ...