Realman

Unlike Joe, I never had the desire to learn the first 100 digits of "Pi". Who would I empress? Who would know I wasn't just rattling off numbers like Cliff Claven (Cheers). BTW one of my favorite Cliff Claven quotes is: “There's no rule against postal workers not dating women. It just works out t...

This is not a post of what's between the ears of those who think differently than I do politically 🤪.Vacuum cleaner technology is another example of how man has come up with many mouse traps. It has not been my experience that anyone has come up with the BEST mouse trap. If you are about to becom...

Some time back, 20 to 25 years ago, I purchased my first rechargeable batteries, sort of. There were four batteries in the bottom of a box of rummage sale items  that I purchased. They were Realistic (Radio Shack) brand and of the AA size. I already owned a charger because I used to recharge regu...

I don't blame Titus and Philemon for not wanting to give Joe a haircut... or is that a hair chew? Yuck!As far as unreasonable demands in Real Estate the possibilities are pretty endless. The one I heard most often, especially when I was fresh in the business, was from Buyers (and I use that term ...

Titus pretty much sums up me today. It's Monday and I am out of sync. Since my "main" computer at work as well as my main computer at home are too out of date to read my Yahoo emails it's a challenge for me to keep up. The Yahoo update came around last month so unless I want to go out and buy new...

It took me quite a while to find the woman with whom I wanted to raise a family with (I was in my 40's) and maybe I should rephrase that to it took me a long time to find a woman who was willing to put up with me and risk having children like me. 😊Prior to Carol I never even wanted to have childr...

We have all heard the expression that "there is a time and a place". We usually hear it first as children when we exhibit inappropriate behavior that may have been appropriate at home or in the backyard. ie Running like banshees in a restaurant of church.If you are looking at homes you know you h...

Timmothy writes his comic strips (every day) a month in advance BUT I lived this one yesterday. Some time yesterday evening I turned into a human shark. I have been dieting for a week or two and doing very well with it so it even surprised me that I wanted to eat everything in the kitchen. (Are y...

In the early 1970's I was a big Alice Cooper fan. He actually played in several small North Dakota and Minnesota towns before his mega hit "I'M EIGHTEEN". He had two LP's out: Easy Action and Pretties For You (He was blonde back then too. My blog post is not about the macabre song on his LP Billi...

When I got to the 3rd panel of Timmothy's cartoon I was sure Joe forgot the hotdog and only had a bun with the condiments.I'm not sure why Joe would have paint in the kitchen but in his defence I will say I have seen paint inside of ketchup like bottles (the picnic type of bottles) and I guess it...