CANDACE STEVENS's (numbercruncherllc) Blog

The bidding was proceeding furiously and strong when the Head Auctioneer suddenly announced, 'A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing ten thousand pounds. If returned, he will pay a reward of two thousand pounds. There was a moment's silence in the auction house and from the back of...

The building is all completed and awaiting handover, before that can happen, Alex wants some poor and incomplete work finished as is normal at these times. A meeting is arranged between Alex, the main contractor, and a sub-contractor, site agent, planning supervisor, and site safety manager. A to...

You have been diligent and have been keeping the receipts for your business purchases. However, they are taking up A LOT of room. You look at your piles, maybe even boxes, of receipts and ask yourself, “How long do I have to keep all these blasted receipts?”  The IRS answer is “Keep each supporti...

 Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in. Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi d...

Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' The two look at each other, shrug and exchange san...

 Robert went to his lawyer and said, 'I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it.'  The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied, 'Not a problem, leave it all to me.' Robert looked somewhat upset and said, 'Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would lik...

My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep, unlike the screaming passengers in his car.

One redneck to the other: Do you think I should tell my folks I’m adopted? Redneck at the doctor: “Doc, I think I’m in trouble, I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago and it ain’t come out yet.” What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?Hey y’all.. Watch this! Why do folks from Ten...

Unemployment has been a lifesaver for many people during 2020.  However, it isn't free money.   By law, unemployment compensation is taxable and must be reported on a 2020 federal income tax return. Taxable benefits include any of the special unemployment compensation authorized under the Corona...

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutters' place.They put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"