Michelle Cantlin's (michelle) Blog

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy pe...

Just A Camper...... WHO IN THE WORLD WOULD WANT TO LOOK LIKE THEY WERE CAMPING IN A GARBAGE TRUCK???!!    Until you look inside! Living room viewView of sleeping quarters and living roomAnother view of sleeping quarters and living roomKitchen viewOfficeview of kitchen drawerView of drawer to hold...

"I tol"I told you, don't pull my ears, didn't I?!!!" "Thanks, I had it done at that fabulous new salon downtown!" Uh, excuse me mister, have you seen my mother? Do I LOOK like a mocha latte to you?! Woohoo!.....high tide, get outa my way!!! Sssshhhh, baby sleeping "Everybody was Kung Fu fightin!"...

INGREDIENTS3 cups fresh blueberries 1/2 lemon 1 1/8 cups white sugar 4 1/2 tablespoons butter, softened 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder 3/4 cup whole milk 1 1/2 cups white sugar 3/4 teaspoon salt 1 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch 1 pinch ground cinnamon 3/4 cup boiling water...

INGREDIENTS1 1/4 cups firmly packed light brown sugar 3/4 cup JIF Peanut Butter 1/2 cup Butter Flavor CRISCO Stick 3 tablespoons milk 1 tablespoon vanilla 1 egg 1 3/4 cups sifted all-purpose flour 3/4 teaspoon baking soda 3/4 teaspoon salt       DIRECTIONSPreheat oven to 375 degrees F. Place shee...

IN ESCROW - TAKING BACK UP OFFERS -     VERY WELL KEPT DUPLEX    13400 Clover St., Trona, CA Room to use as office or den.  This room doesn't have a closet but owner is using as a bedroom.Guest house in back can be rented out.13408 Clover St., Trona CAView of mountains - 13400 and 13408 Clover St...

 941 Tamarisk, Ridgecrest, CA   Beautiful Like New Home    Very Sharp Home! 941 Tamarisk, Ridgecrest, CA, 1606 sq. ft., four bedrooms, 1 ¾ baths, two car garage, built in 2003.  Tiled entry, 9" ceilings, sky light in guest bath, kitchen has island, dishwash, microwave, and oven-range.  House is c...

Ingredients1 1/2 cups shredded zucchini3/4 cup white sugar1 egg1/2 cup vegetable oil1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour1/2 teaspoon salt1/2 teaspoon baking soda1/4 teaspoon baking powder1 teaspoon ground cinnamon2 teaspoons lemon zest   Directions Preheat oven to 325 degrees F. Grease an 8x4 inch loaf p...

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The red...

  Received this in an email, thought this was a good joke. There were three men traveling together in the midwest, Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. When they come down and extract themselves ...