It's"hump day," and the Blooper Blog is back, my friends. There were some amazing gaffes on the MLS and in real estate advertising this week, and I have also included some older trophy winners. It seems the need for truncated speech in social media outlets is relegating proper grammar to the pa
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02/17/2021
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08/23/2020
It's Blooper Day, friends. Spelling and grammar still seem to be a challenge to many...with some hilarious results. Thanks to all of you who contributed these great gaffes from the MLS and local ads:A Pig in A Poke "House on downslop" (This must be a pigsty.)"Soda in den not included" (How abou
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08/20/2020
Hi Folks - There were some hilarious real estate advertising bloopers this week, and I have also added a few of my all-time favorites. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed discovering them!Tokes and Blokes“Come joint us at the open” (A high time hosted by Willie Nelson.)“Aroach from Sunset
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07/27/2020
The Blooper Blog is back, my friends. Here are some old favorites mixed in with this week's rash of hilarious MLS and real estate advertising gaffes. Please enjoy:Killer deals“Appliances being de livered” (Thank you, Hannibal Lecter.)“Best price per spare foot” (No wonder you don't know if you'r
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06/21/2020
Hi My AR friends! I know we can all use something to lift our spirits, so I am reposting one of my blooper blogs, and I have added a lot of new material. If you laugh just once, then it was worrth the time. Stay safe and well! Huh?"Off-side parking" (I told you not to drink and drive.)"Located
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05/13/2020
CORONA LOCKDOWN STRESS GROOMING: Note to self:Two showers a day (Kill time counting tiles), Shave legs often (I think I see bone), Pluck eyebrows (I'm down to one), Trim bangs (I'll miss those), Polish nails (It's hard to aim while drinking), Give self pedicure (I need a toe tourniquet), Give sel
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03/23/2020
Blooper Day is back by request my friends. Please enjoy some of these oldies I posted, as well as a lot of new hilarious MLS gaffes to add to the bag of crazy: Fruits and Nuts"Raid your kitchen of empty wine bottles" (I'll bet I can kill off a good Cabernet faster than Raid. Just sayin'...)“Plu
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02/24/2020
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO MY A.R. FRIENDS! WISHING YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES BOUNTIFUL FOOD, WARM SHELTER, & UNCONDITIONAL LOVE PEACE TO ALL ON EARTH GWEN BANTA
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12/24/2019
Dear AR Friends,My dog Buddy and I were attacked by 2 pit bulls last week while walking in my neighborhood. I only noticed them a split second before they jumped on me and took me to the ground. (I was holding my dog in my arms at the time.) I sustained lacerations and bruises. Buddy ran, so the
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12/19/2019