3,344,906
I just had a belly roaring laugh with my risk management attorney. And I made him laugh too when I reminded him that "we" don't know everything ... that is why I have a real estate practice and he has a law practice ... we just keep practicing until we get it right or until we croak.
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Pete Xavier
Pacific Palisades, CA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Diana Dahlberg
Pleasant Prairie, WI
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Roy Kelley
Gaithersburg, MD
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Nick Vandekar, 610-203...
Downingtown, PA
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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Love that cartoon, Tim. I'm all about laughing. Here's one that always makes me laugh:
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Pete Xavier
Pacific Palisades, CA
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Diana Dahlberg
Pleasant Prairie, WI
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Steve Higgins
Kelowna, BC
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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So, apparently, laughing for a full 15 minutes a day will burn somewhere between 10-40 calories for the day. Also, reading supposedly would burn 22 calories for the same amount of time. So, reading and laughing burn around the same amount of calories.
So I think the real goal is to read funny stuff!!
(Sorry, I don't have anything specific to share - I laugh a lot but if you now ask me what I laughed at last, I have no clue).
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Diana Dahlberg
Pleasant Prairie, WI
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Ryan Huggins - Thousan...
Thousand Oaks, CA
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Nick Vandekar, 610-203...
Downingtown, PA
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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San Jose, CA
1,052,056
Laughter does not burn that many calories. I am living proof of that!
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Pete Xavier
Pacific Palisades, CA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Carpinteria, CA
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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San Jose, CA
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You have many examples here.
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Steve Higgins
Kelowna, BC
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Dr. Karen Lewis, Broke...
Fort Lauderdale, FL
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San Jose, CA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
3,988,007
I'm with Carol Williams in regards to Candice A. Donofrio. She cracks me up and looks at everything in a very unique way and not afraid to say it. How liberating.
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
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Carol Williams
Wenatchee, WA
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
679,404
I sent out the following message today ...
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Steve Higgins
Kelowna, BC
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Pete Xavier
Pacific Palisades, CA
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
805,799
My wife made me laugh this morning, we were heading out to do some running around and I said we'll take my car (forgetting hers was in the shop) she said good because I don't think my broom will hold both of us!! lol
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Pete Xavier
Pacific Palisades, CA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Diana Dahlberg
Pleasant Prairie, WI
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San Jose, CA
1,502,868
I have so many, but so few are appropriate for a mixed audience...
but here are some of the cleaner ones...
And the last one for today...
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Pete Xavier
Pacific Palisades, CA
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Diana Dahlberg
Pleasant Prairie, WI
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San Jose, CA
2,178,433
Mostly I laugh at the stuff Candice A. Donofrio says.
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Pete Xavier
Pacific Palisades, CA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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San Jose, CA
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Nick Vandekar, 610-203...
Downingtown, PA
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
2,684,009
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Dr. Karen Lewis, Broke...
Fort Lauderdale, FL
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Pete Xavier
Pacific Palisades, CA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
259,317
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Dr. Karen Lewis, Broke...
Fort Lauderdale, FL
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Diana Dahlberg
Pleasant Prairie, WI
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San Jose, CA
5,229,322
Oh, I love those belly laughs! I just got in from a listing appointment and we had an absolute blast - serious when we needed to be and then laughing hysterically at stories about the friend who referred them to me. At one point, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
"This is going to be one fantastic transaction," is what I told my hubby on the phone on my way home!
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Steve Higgins
Kelowna, BC
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Pete Xavier
Pacific Palisades, CA
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San Jose, CA
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
177,849
I love to laugh. I sit down most nights 1.5 hour to watch two episodes of Andy Griffith and Gomer Pyle. I purpose to laugh.
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Pete Xavier
Pacific Palisades, CA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
564,494
I love to laugh - Thank you for the brief afternoon chuckle !!
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Diana Dahlberg
Pleasant Prairie, WI
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
6,392,899
I dont have any jokes so will share one from my friend Steve.:)
While flying to California a few weeks ago, I boarded my connection in Denver and settled in with an awesome book.
A short time later, as we leveled out at cruising altitude I suddenly heard a voice say, "You sure do have a nice smile..."
I looked up and to my surprise, no one was there.
My eyes eventually drifted back toward my reading, and suddenly I was interrupted a second time, "... and I really like your sense of humor!"
I snapped to attention, but alas... no one was there.
Amazing as it seems, just as I began reading a third time I heard a pleasant voice say, "Kinda cute too..."
However, this time a flight attendant was standing right next to me in the aisle. "I'm sorry, ma'am... did you say something?"
"What do you think you heard?" she asked.
I told her it was just a soft voice saying some really nice things about me.
"Of course," she said. "What else would you expect from complimentary peanuts?"
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Bob Crane
Stevens Point, WI
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
5,583,278
I'm sharing your cartoon on my facebook page with credit given to you.... I hope that's ok with you.... funny cartoon....
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
7,835,282
No jokes.
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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San Jose, CA
1,844,171
Love joke tellers, love some of the stuff on FB.
You know people here on Q&A are pretty funny most of the time. We are so talented!
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Candice A. Donofrio
Fort Mohave, AZ
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
5,216,284
Wow, most of the jokes I have heard lately cannot be put into print in this medium!
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
5,868,372
Laughter should be EVERY DAY, not just here and there. Saw advertising on the TV, that the Fonz was 44 years ago....OH MY, how could that be????
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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San Jose, CA
953,617
Recently my life has been about Laughter, Love and Leather...and that is NO joke!
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Steve Higgins
Kelowna, BC
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San Jose, CA
117,135
My submission:
Why dont anteaters get colds?
Their noses are filled with lots of little anty- bodies. Ha ha .You know its funny!
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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San Jose, CA
69,794
Sorry, none of my jokes are appropriate.
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
4,800,082
Sorry, no joke from me, but I will be laughing.
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Anthony Acosta - ALLAT...
Atlanta, GA
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
3,071,489
Laughter is part of every day life
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
5,048,728
Well I have no jokes to share but sure enjoyed the laughter from others. I have a good friend who always has great jokes to share...just not something I am good at! But I sure can laugh!!
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Charlotte, NC
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
5,772,575
Tim,
Laughter is the best medicine in the world Have you read Norman Cousins book? One reason to have pets is that they make you laugh. A
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Diana Dahlberg
Pleasant Prairie, WI
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
2,781,013
A 88 year old birthday woman married for over sixty years was told that this birthday was magical and anything she wished for by blowing out the candles would come true. She approached the cake, gave it some thought and wished blowing out all the candles. Instantly her husband disappeared...
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San Jose, CA
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
1,466,207
PropertyMinder (AccelerAgent) No jokes here, but I do like your cartoon.
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Charlotte, NC
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PropertyMinder (Accele...
San Jose, CA
2,182,502
I better start laughing my head off !
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San Jose, CA
3,986,258
LOL, well I do not see a lie in this.
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San Jose, CA
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PropertyMinder (AccelerAgent) - I read some on WhatsApp.. lol!
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San Jose, CA
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