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Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

I just had a belly roaring laugh with my risk management attorney. And I made him laugh too when I reminded him that "we" don't know everything ... that is why I have a real estate practice and he has a law practice ... we just keep practicing until we get it right or until we croak. 

Mar 19, 2018 12:59 PM
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Nina Hollander, Broker
Coldwell Banker Realty - Charlotte, NC
Your Greater Charlotte Realtor

Love that cartoon, Tim. I'm all about laughing. Here's one that always makes me laugh:

Mar 19, 2018 02:05 PM
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Kat Palmiotti
eXp Commercial, Referral Divison - Kalispell, MT
Helping your Montana dreams take root

So, apparently, laughing for a full 15 minutes a day will burn somewhere between 10-40 calories for the day. Also, reading supposedly would burn 22 calories for the same amount of time. So, reading and laughing burn around the same amount of calories.

So I think the real goal is to read funny stuff!!  

(Sorry, I don't have anything specific to share - I laugh a lot but if you now ask me what I laughed at last, I have no clue).

 

Mar 19, 2018 01:01 PM
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Candice A. Donofrio
Next Wave RE Investments LLC Bullhead City AZ Commercial RE Broker - Fort Mohave, AZ
928-201-4BHC (4242) call/text

Laughter does not burn that many calories. I am living proof of that!

Mar 19, 2018 12:53 PM
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Anthony Acosta - ALLATLANTAcondos.com
Harry Norman, REALTORS® - Atlanta, GA
Associate Broker

You have many examples here.

Mar 20, 2018 05:06 AM
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Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

I'm with Carol Williams in regards to Candice A. Donofrio. She cracks me up and looks at everything in a very unique way and not afraid to say it. How liberating.

Mar 19, 2018 07:32 PM
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Diana Dahlberg
1 Month Realty - Pleasant Prairie, WI
Real Estate in Kenosha, WI since 1994 262-308-3563

I sent out the following message today ...

Funny Ad

Mar 19, 2018 07:00 PM
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Steve Higgins
RE/MAX Kelowna - Kelowna, BC

My wife made me laugh this morning, we were heading out to do some running around and I said we'll take my car (forgetting hers was in the shop) she said good because I don't think my broom will hold both of us!! lol

Mar 19, 2018 06:32 PM
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Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
https://HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

I have so many, but so few are appropriate for a mixed audience...

but here are some of the cleaner ones...

 

And the last one for today...

Mar 19, 2018 04:27 PM
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Carol Williams
Although I'm retired, I love sharing my knowledge and learning from other real estate industry professionals. - Wenatchee, WA
Retired Agent / Broker / Prop. Mgr, Wenatchee, WA

Mostly I laugh at the stuff Candice A. Donofrio says. 

Mar 19, 2018 02:44 PM
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Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

Mar 19, 2018 01:00 PM
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Lesley Wilson-VanGoethem
Innovative Realty Solutions Group - Winter Springs, FL
Residential Real Estate Broker Associate

Mar 20, 2018 05:27 AM
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Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Oh, I love those belly laughs! I just got in from a listing appointment and we had an absolute blast - serious when we needed to be and then laughing hysterically at stories about the friend who referred them to me. At one point, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!

"This is going to be one fantastic transaction," is what I told my hubby on the phone on my way home!

Mar 19, 2018 07:47 PM
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Dr. Karen Lewis, Broker 954-2489149
Align Right Realty K1 Group - Fort Lauderdale, FL
No Compromise When it Comes to Our Clients!

I love to laugh. I sit down most nights 1.5 hour to watch two episodes of Andy Griffith and Gomer Pyle. I purpose to laugh.

Mar 19, 2018 07:00 PM
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Maria Sapio
Keller Williams of Central PA - Carlisle, PA
Real Estate Agent- Carlisle, PA. Mariasapio.com

I love to laugh - Thank you for the brief afternoon chuckle !!

Mar 19, 2018 01:19 PM
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Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

I dont have any jokes so will share one from my friend Steve.:)

While flying to California a few weeks ago, I boarded my connection in Denver and settled in with an awesome book.

A short time later, as we leveled out at cruising altitude I suddenly heard a voice say, "You sure do have a nice smile..."

I looked up and to my surprise, no one was there.

My eyes eventually drifted back toward my reading, and suddenly I was interrupted a second time, "... and I really like your sense of humor!"

I snapped to attention, but alas... no one was there.

Amazing as it seems, just as I began reading a third time I heard a pleasant voice say, "Kinda cute too..."

However, this time a flight attendant was standing right next to me in the aisle. "I'm sorry, ma'am... did you say something?"

"What do you think you heard?" she asked.

I told her it was just a soft voice saying some really nice things about me.

"Of course," she said. "What else would you expect from complimentary peanuts?"

Mar 19, 2018 01:08 PM
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Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

I'm sharing your cartoon on my facebook page with credit given to you.... I hope that's ok with you.... funny cartoon....

Mar 19, 2018 05:02 PM
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Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

No jokes.

Mar 19, 2018 04:38 PM
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Lyn Sims
Schaumburg, IL
Real Estate Broker Retired

Love joke tellers, love some of the stuff on FB.

You know people here on Q&A are pretty funny most of the time. We are so talented!

Mar 19, 2018 02:09 PM
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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Wow, most of the jokes I have heard lately cannot be put into print in this medium! 

Mar 19, 2018 01:05 PM
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Joan Cox
House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373 - Denver, CO
Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time

Laughter should be EVERY DAY, not just here and there.   Saw advertising on the TV, that the Fonz was 44 years ago....OH MY, how could that be????

Mar 22, 2018 08:18 AM
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Pete Xavier
Investments to Luxury - Pacific Palisades, CA
Outstanding Agent Referrals-Nationwide

Recently my life has been about Laughter, Love and Leather...and that is NO joke!

Mar 20, 2018 12:01 PM
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Christine Kankowski North SD and Temecula
House Match Inc - Poway, CA
Excellent Sales and Property Management

My submission:

Why dont anteaters get colds?

 

Their noses are filled with lots of little anty- bodies.   Ha ha .You know its funny!

 

Mar 20, 2018 11:42 AM
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Shawn and Angela Miller
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Amabassador Real Estate - Lincoln, NE
Lincoln and Omaha, NE REALTORS®

Sorry, none of my jokes are appropriate. 

Mar 20, 2018 08:23 AM
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Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Sorry, no joke from me, but I will be laughing.

Mar 20, 2018 06:00 AM
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Tony and Suzanne Marriott, Associate Brokers
Serving the Greater Phoenix and Scottsdale Metropolitan Area - Scottsdale, AZ
Haven Express @ Keller Williams Arizona Realty

Laughter is part of every day life

Mar 20, 2018 05:21 AM
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Jeff Dowler, CRS
eXp Realty of California, Inc. - Carlsbad, CA
The Southern California Relocation Dude

Well I have no jokes to share but sure enjoyed the laughter from others. I have a good friend who always has great jokes to share...just not something I am good at! But I sure can laugh!!

Mar 19, 2018 04:49 PM
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Ron and Alexandra Seigel
Napa Consultants - Carpinteria, CA
Luxury Real Estate Branding, Marketing & Strategy

Tim,

Laughter is the best medicine in the world  Have you read Norman Cousins book?  One reason to have pets is that they make you laugh.  A

Mar 19, 2018 04:01 PM
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Richie Alan Naggar
people first...then business Ran Right Realty - Riverside, CA
agent & author

A 88 year old birthday woman married for over sixty years was told that this birthday was magical and anything she wished for by blowing out the candles would come true. She approached the cake, gave it some thought and wished blowing out all the candles. Instantly her husband disappeared...

Mar 19, 2018 02:08 PM
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Michael Setunsky
Woodbridge, VA
Your Commercial Real Estate Link to Northern VA

PropertyMinder (AccelerAgent) No jokes here, but I do like your cartoon.

Mar 19, 2018 01:51 PM
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Michael J. Perry
KW Elite - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster, PA Relo Specialist

I better start laughing my head off !

Mar 20, 2018 05:06 AM
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL, well I do not see a lie in this.

Mar 19, 2018 08:08 PM
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Praful Thakkar
LAER Realty Partners - Andover, MA
Andover, MA: Andover Luxury Homes For Sale

PropertyMinder (AccelerAgent) - I read some on WhatsApp.. lol!

Mar 19, 2018 07:56 PM
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Gita Bantwal
RE/MAX Centre Realtors - Warwick, PA
REALTOR,ABR,CRS,SRES,GRI - Bucks County & Philadel

No.

Mar 19, 2018 06:00 PM